"A man died and sent to Heaven. God was surprised to see his Heart still beating. . God asked him, how come? The man replied, “I’m Dead but my Wife still lives in my Heart”. ;) <3 . . . The man was sent to Hell for over-acting!…"
"reminds me of a joke;
A boy and girl are in love.
Girl; what will you do, if i die ?
Boy: The sadness will turn me into a mad man.
Girl drops a tear or two...
Girl: Won't you find another girl ?
Boy: A mad man can do anything.
Girl: I feel jealous whenever other ladies are looking at you Boy: Don't be jealous baby Girl: Why? Boy: Because you have something they don't have Girl: What is that I have that they don't have? Boy: My heart! Girl: *smiLes* Promise me you won't love another Boy: I can't Girl: So there's someone else? *sobs* Boy: Yes! She will look exactly like you but more younger than you and will call you mummy Girl: Wow! Boy: Yes! My angel... Only you owns my heart forever Girl: I love you darling Boy: I…See More